What if spiders were pink
What if rats had a perm
What if mozzies sang sweetly
What if fear was just a term

What if mice poohed diamonds
What if worms wore hats
What if medicine tasted of vodka
What if lions were the size of cats

What makes thunder threatening
What makes darkness dour
What makes silence sinister
What makes lemons sour

What if pigs wore perfume
What if sweat didn’t stink
What if Monday was Friday
What if nothing was as we think

What if panthers had pigtails
What if ants wore pants
What if ghosts were glitzy
What would you rhyme with pants

What if sad was happy
What if funny was just a taste
What if the end was just the beginning
What if this poem is too silly to paste?


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